Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Day 51: It's A Man's, Man's, Man's World-James Brown

**For my Immigration and Citizenship class we were asked to attend several open-to-the-public events in a neighboring city. The events included; school functions, sporting events, religious gatherings, library functions, and City Hall meetings. Our assignment was to infiltrate these gatherings and immediately begin feverishly note-taking--begetting an endless stream of social commentary on everything and everyone we observed.

The first event I attended was a PTO meeting at the local elementary school. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this acronym, it means Parent Teacher Organization. Awful, I know. After sitting in the corner of the meeting for over two miserable hours, I was more sure than ever that I would never be 'that mom.'

It was all I could do to stop myself from burning the notes in a makeshift-sacrificial-bonfire in the elementary school parking-lot.

The second part of our assignment consisted of a formal write-up of the event. Below is the assignment as it was given to us:


Write-up

You should complete jotted notes during the event, and then spend time immediately afterwards writing additional comments, in a different color ink. These “field notes” will be scanned and then shared through Google docs. They should be uploaded within 24 hours. Within 48 hours of your event, you should write responses to the following three questions, at a length of no less than 600 words.

  • What surprised you most about the event, and why?
  • What did you not understand about the event? How could you go about understanding it better?
  • Would it be possible to survey people who attend this event? Comment on the practical concerns you can imagine, regarding the timing and approach of a survey. What would you want to ask them?

Following directions has never been my strong suit:


Caleigh Kimberley

School Board Meeting

Write-up

November 7, 201

On November 7th 2011 my peer, Laurel, and I attended a School Board Meeting at the Faribault Public Office. Dissimilarly to the PTO meeting I had attended in October, the school board meeting’s level of formality was the cause for surprise. The Superintendent and official board members sat around a large rectangle of stern, dark wood tables, at the center of the room. This room had relatively nice furnishings, tall ceilings and dark walls, far removed from the small grey teachers lounge that had served as the PTO meeting quarters. Furthermore, the general dress of those in attendance was more expert. Several of the board members, including the Superintendent wore dark suits, while ladies wore skirts, dresses or dress-pants. Perhaps one of the more noteworthy features of this room was the presence of a viewing section--5 neat rows of seats, tucked away in the corner. Here, we, along with the rest of the ‘crowd’ sat and watched the proceedings of the board meeting. While I was pleasantly surprised to notice that the topics of discussion were far more interesting than those introduced at the PTO meeting, I was somewhat less pleased to find that the presence of a less-than-ideal-personality is pretty much consistent cross-conference. There was one member of the board, who unlike the others was wearing faded blue jeans, a belt complete with gun holster, and a thin grey t-shirt stretched, too far, over his enormous belly. He seemed to love to hear himself talk, for he carried on for far too long every time he piped up to propose a new grand idea. His great mustache twitched slightly whenever he drove a point home and I observed that despite the fact that the Superintendent was seated adjacent to him, and had tried, several times unsuccessfully to steer the conversation back on topic, he and his bushy, ‘crumb-catcher’ seemed perfectly content to carry on and on. In the absence of any perceived diversity at the Board meeting, I focused my attention instead on the dichotomy between the board members, seated at the table, and the people who like us, were observing the discussion from seats. There came a time when a member of the Board posed a question that puzzled even the office-chatterbox, and from the silence, a man raised his hand slowly in his seat. The superintendent asked him to stand up and share what he had to say with the room. He laughed nervously and mumbled something about not knowing whether the members of the ‘peanut gallery’ could contribute. It wasn’t until he said this that I realized just how much disunion there was between those sitting and observing and those seated at the dark mahogany tables. For example, I noticed that the board members were eating what appeared to be a meal prepared exclusively for them; the conversation and debate went mostly unshared, and when a person was called from the gallery to make a statement it was formal and, in my mind, reminiscent of giving a school report--standing nervously in front of your peers and teacher. Perhaps it was my own childhood memories superimposed onto this middle aged woman who stood up to present an expense report and budget, but then, she did seem to be rather fidgety and nervous and I couldn’t help but wish she would find herself, instead, sitting in an unceremonious PTO circle discussing the success of last weeks' bake sale.

If I could ask the members of the board one question, I would ask them this:

Have you tried the chairs in the “peanut gallery?”

Song of the Day: It's A Man's, Man's, Man's World by the soulful James Brown

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Day 50: I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas-The Drifters


My roommate and I have really done it. Our room looks as if father christmas shit all over the place and didn't even bother to wipe. It is really quite something. I anticipate mixed reactions, however I suspect that mostly everyone who steps into this room will have the underlying response of fear. Who in their right mind would go this far? The answer is no-one. No-one in their right mind would spend literally 5 hours Christmafying a 30 by 20 foot space. It is borderline repulsive and I love it. I am truly exhausted by this endeavor but it was totally worth it and I anticipate many merry times in this holiday sensation. Please feel free to pop on by and subject yourself to this seizure inducing paradise. Happy Holidays everybody.
Song of the DAY: Listen to this song while you decorate your dorm room or house--I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas by the Drifters (Greatest version, definitely.)

Friday, November 25, 2011

Day 49: Darcy's Letter-Jean-Yves Thibaudet

Ahem. Ahem ahem ahem. I feel as if I am stepping up to a podium to begin a speech that I have not yet written.
Here I find myself, again-- returning to this little space, to share with you and perhaps to discover, myself, a little piece of that which is within me. I listen to Darcy's Letter, a score from Jean-Yves Thibaudet, and am reminded how much passion one song can inspire. I want to know this feeling in the tips of my fingers and toes, not just now but always and everywhere. It's all too easy to forget to feel with thoughts so near. I think I will try to quiet them when I can and listen instead to Darcy's Letter.
One thing has become quite clear to me, since the last time I wrote. I need an adventure. A change of scenery. A change of pace. I wouldn't mind a slower one, or a faster one for that matter. I want to see mountains again, Gandalf. Mountains. I want a romance with a new place that is reminiscent of another time. Does this exist? Perhaps on my journeys I will meet a great love, a cherished statue in florence, or wild meadow in wales--something truly beloved by me. If I find it, I don't suppose I shall want to return. If I should fall in love with the moors of Scotland and realize that I could never find rational happiness without them, it would be foolish of me to leave. Find me, reader, on the loch of an abandoned castle with my hair fanned out all around me and my fingers pruned and I am sure I will be quite content to stay.
Song of the day: Tremendously affecting. It is brilliant. Darcy's Letter composed by Jean-Yves Thibaudet from the Pride and Prejudice Soundtrack

"Do you think that because I am poor, obscure, plain and little, that I am soulless and heartless?" Jane Eyre


Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Day 48: This Is the Way I Live-Baby Boy Da Prince

Oh hi, Mark. Oh hi, doggy. Oh hi, reader. Oh, hi!
I'm eating well on campus these days. The Caf never disappoints and the bag lunches aren't too shabby. So why then did I just consume half moldy baked beens with dill chips, frozen butter and too soft bread? Because I won't sacrifice creativity for the truly appetizing. Yes, I am now too full for a nutritious and tasty meal in the cafeteria and yes my stomach does hurt a little bit, but no matter! I'm glad I did it. I'll do it again. Yeah.
So cars. What's up with those guys, huh? Lots of people got 'em, lots of people want 'em? What up with that? I have one, and it's an asshole. It nearly killed me last weekend when it dove headfirst into a ditch. It's trying to kill me. Machine shitbiscuit fasdkfa sdf... anyway. Wop! Just thought of something for any of you that live in a major city such as NYC or LA or Hollywood. I dare you to go celebrity hunting-- Celeb Hunting. Nothing violent please. And no pictures necessary. Just capture and release. Tag them if you can. Ok, back to cars. I think that if I could design my own car and really trust it, that could be really great. I think it would have the interior of a fancy sports audi and the body of some really expensive remote control car like this one:
That's all I've got so far but I think it's a pretty great start.
Song of the Day: This is the Way I Live by Baby Boy Da Prince

"Peter, you're twelve years old. I'm ten. They have a word for people our age. They call us children and they treat us like mice." Valentine

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Day 47: The Escapist-Coldplay

You know that feeling in the second that you jump, when all of the anticipation and fear collides with the blinking realization that your body has betrayed the more reasonable parts of your mind? That moment when you become aware that you have jumped but have not yet become aware that you will as law dictates, fall. All anticipation, dread, and expectation yield, in that moment, to the mind and its time for awareness--for consciousness. The body respects the minds need to process, to understand. And when it does, the mind becomes bashful once again. ***

I find it curious that often times we fear the fall itself rather than its conclusion. When I was a little girl I could swim for hours and hours in one place, treading water. I would do this while I watched a line of people climb to the top of a very tall diving board at a lake near my house. I can't say exactly how many feet high it was, only that it was quite tall and impressive to behold, even from the neighboring road.
I came to relish watching person after person climb slowly up the green ladder before taking the jump. For several summers I was content treading water with an occasional trip to the platform where the high board was stationed. I watched from the platform, bodies drop from above, and imagined myself deep below the water after falling from such a height. One day, without much conviction at all, I began to ascend the steps of that tall board. The steps were wet and cold. I gripped the edges with hands and feet feeling the rust under my palms. I was scared and self conscious. I felt small and tired standing over everyone. When my eyes reached the top I could not remember all the times I had watched others jump. The memories seemed ancient and filmy. Or anyway, it didn't seem to be the same place nor the same time. I did not, could not recognize the board. It was then a true disappointment to me. And I nearly cried at what I understood to be a great deception. In my desperation and fear I clung to the railings on each side of me and pushed myself forward, towards the edge. I curled my big toe over the edge and watched it blanch in protest. I know that I never feared the moment I would make contact with the water. I hoped the moment would come quickly. No, what I most feared was the descent--the sensation and the complete helplessness of it. Before I had finished playing with this fear I felt my mind tug and my arms release. Only after the instant did I remember my own decision. My feet scrunched and my chest launched forward.
What have I done It's done I've done it
Song of the Day: The Escapist by Coldplay

"Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the future." Obi-Wan
"Not at the expense of the moment." Qui-Gon Jinn



Monday, February 7, 2011

Day 46: These Arms of Mine-Otis Redding

It is a new year, a new semester, and a new beginning for Calebot's Blog. Inundated by self-inflicted pressure, never quite felt before, I write to you, whoever you are, again. Still, old friends, new friends, almost strangers, and pen-pals I welcome you back with an excitement that I have scarcely felt since my last postings. Despite brief pangs of guilt at what I fear must seem: a college girl's self-glorification, I cannot help but delight at the thought of entertaining you, dear reader. If you are new to following this blog, let me say: Welcome, Hello! For those of you who have read this blog before and have been bothered by my absence, for those who despair at the fact that my capricious wanderings have gone untold for nearly 6 months, I humbly ask for your forgiveness. I was absent without leave, and I beg your pardon sincerely. I was wrong to think for even a moment that I should be able to stop documenting the undeniably trivial episodes of my life without severe consequences. In fact, let me just say that every person who berated time and time again for missing a post and ultimately forgoing daily postings is completely justified. I was a fool.
Now that I have apologized for my egregious fouls of months past let us begin anew and continue together towards a brighter future.
What can I tell you? I can tell you that this semester is going to be a stimulating one. I can't say what exactly is to come but I can assure you that I will have have a thing or two of interest to document. I am generally opposed to reading peoples goals and aspirations but I will make an exception for myself. I aspire to take my independence by the waste this semester. You may recall that I made my own declaration of Independence in a previous posting. I intend to declare my independence all over campus for the next 3 months. You may laugh, but it is not folly! I plan on adventure this semester. I realize that the real world looms ominously at graduation and I fear the responsibility that comes with it. I am in my prime. Two decades of life and now I'm really living.
Song of the day: These Arms of Mine by Otis Redding a true king.

"It's 6:03, and the heirs to my dominion are scrubbed and tubbed, and added, quickly fed. And so i'll pat them on the head, and send them off to bed. Ah, lordly is the life I lead!
Winifred, where are the children?" Mr. Banks