Oh the bus don't go to hogwarts, you gots to take the train. No the bus don't go to howwarts YOU GOTS TO TAKE THE TRAIN.
Greetig muggles. I apologize for the delay in postings to those of you who read daily. I've been a busy bee this past week which has been a nice change. I have recently become hooked on a new tv show. I highly recommend 'How I Met Your Mother,' and not just because it features a saucy Canadian and a lawyer from Minnesota. Apparently the show is quite popular with the fellas which further confirms that I am an above average honorary "bro." However, I am drinking tangerine sugar-free, off brand soda from a beer mug right now so I'm pretty sure that negates whatever points I gained from liking 'How I Met Your Mother.'
Moving on. I have really exciting news. Harry and the Potters are coming to Minneapolis. This will bring my H and the P's live concert attendance tally to numero quatro. I am beyond excited. Excited is not the appropriate word to describe the emotion that a fanatic supporter of Wizard Rock experiences upon hearing that their favorite band is gracing their state after a two year hiatus. Try jubilant or ecstatic. If you are interested in accompanying me to this fine event please feel free to give me a call and sing a few of your favorites.
In other news, I just received a message from an old buddy who is experiencing the side effects of Vicodin. I decided that it deserved some media attention as it embodies a form of wisdom and truth that can only be achieved with the help of mind altering substances--which I neither condone nor approve of.
"I wrote you a poem. Caleigh is obsessed with magic. Love life is very tragic. Love life is very tragic. Reading books study hard. Don't be a f****** reatard. threes more but i fortgot it. what doyou think? You're boring. Bye Hermione. I'm sorry you're not hermione. You're like that Chinese girl ho chang but american and cute. And I guess you have a beard now. "
Thanks man. That was really something. I especially liked the emphasis on my tragic love life. Repeating that line twice was a nice touch. I'm confused as to how I earned the title of Ho Chang, which I assume you meant to be Cho Chang, Harry's asian love interest in books 4 and 5. Either way, I really enjoyed that poem and I would be remiss if I did not encourage you to pursue a career in creative writing.
Song of the Day: Maneater by Nelly Furtado
"It is a long time since my last visit. I must say, your agapanthuses are flourishing." APWBD
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