Day 45 : Bounce-Timbaland

Question: If you were an inanimate object, what would you likely be? I think i'd be a spoon. A lot of people find it amusing to imagine what sort of animal a person is most like, but I think it's much more amusing to imagine what sort of inanimate object a person is most like. I realized this when I started repeatedly drawing Hannah as a piece of toast. In my mind she will always be bread. Just something to think about.

Today is Friday, and thank goodness. TGIF, friends. Tonights gonna include fffff_____? What starts with an F? Fireworks! Franklin Roosevelt? French Fries, french toast. Got it. Fun! Tonights gonna include fun. So true.

Question: If you could adopt the exact appearance of any former or current president who's would you adopt? I think I would look just like Baberham Lincoln cuz heeza babe har har har har. No but seriously, I would look like Ulysses S. Grant because he had a bitchin beard. I was just kidding about Abe L. I just thought of a joke. Why was Lincoln elected? Because he was Abe L. and willing. HHAHAH oh my god. Killer. I really hope nobody has thought of that before me, because I'll feel like a big toolkit if it's somebody else's joke. John Quincy Adams looks like an asshole. I just thought of another joke. Why was John Adams so against having children? Because he was worried he would have Quints. Heyo!

Alright I better quit. Comedy hour is over--it should have never begun. Good day and Goodnight.

Listen to the Song of the Day: Bounce by Timbaland, it's sexy. Perfect for a Friday night.

"I owe you an explanation of an old man's mistake." APWBD