Bleep boop bop bee boop. Calebot here. It's been another semi productive day in Northfield, Minnesota. I could easily fill this entry with an assortment of mundane moments from my day of grocery shopping and unpacking but I have decided to forgo that venture and instead to discuss the merits of my best friends Taylor and Shea. Today we watched Chris Farley and viewing his overrated yelling and facial expressions was easily the most fun I've had in months, nay years. Even though Chris Farley is far from an entertaining comedian, the presence of my BFFs was enough to turn a normally uninteresting collection of skits into a comedy that rivals the hilarity of a mixture of The Office and Arrested Development. I highly recommend these two gentleman to any of my female readers.
On an unrelated note, I would like to take this opportunity to acknowledge Taylor Penke as a much more knowledgeable Harry Potter fan than myself. We had a wizarding duel today, and I was quickly overwhelmed by his skill, conceding defeat within 30 seconds of his overpowering stunning and disarming spells. I am willing to bet my wand that he could hold his own against Dumbledore. Hopefully, I can convince him into sharing his animagus abilities and collection of hexes with a lesser wizard.
Until tomorrow, Calebot
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