Day 7 : In the Air Tonight-Phil Collins

I will say this only once for the sake of modesty. Next to Dumbledore I am the greatest wizard that ever lived and anyone who says otherwise is simply deceiving themselves. Last night I foolishly left my computer briefly unattended and now I am feeling the ramifications of this great misstep. I take full responsibility for this error and hope that all of you who have read the blasphemous lies posted in Entry 6 have recovered quickly and easily. I cannot pretend to have regained full composure at this time. However, I am hopeful that in a few weeks time Entry 6 will be merely a dark cloud in my memory. The person responsible for this heinous crime shall now be referred to as 'He-who-shall-not-be- named'. You will all be glad to know that he has suffered a just and fair punishment. I will not discuss its nature here as it is not appropriate for all audiences. Let's just say that if you see a boy of about 6 feet walking around Mohn with a blank expression, do not be alarmed--he is just missing his soul.

Moving on. It is the start of what should be a beautiful weekend. Immediately after writing this I decided to check the weather forecast. It looks as if I may have spoken too soon. Storms across the board, boys and girls. But it's like I've always said; there's nothing like a good thunderstorm to make your time at an empty college campus more exciting. Perhaps it will spur the beginnings of my inevitable pilgrimage to Insanity. Which brings me to my next point. If for even one day a blog post fails to appear on this site, I beg you contact St. Olaf authorities and have them inquire as to how I am fairing. Perhaps if an investigation is brought to light sooner rather than later there will be hope for me.

To anyone who says that having a blog is simply a form of self-adulation or narcissism, maybe you'll think differently when it saves MY LIFE.

Listen to the Song of the Day or I'll bite your ear off: In the Air Tonight by the wonderfully talented and gifted Phil Collins

"Don't count your owls before they are delivered." APWBD